birthday wishes

In case you didn't know it, my birthday is 12 days away. And at this point in my life, I don't have an answer for people who ask me what I want for a gift. Funny. As kids we had lists 12 feet long months before our birthday was even close enough for mentioning. And there was no guilt involved. But now, I feel like a jerk asking for things that I want, considering I can't really think of anything in the $10 range that I really would love to have. That's where the guilt comes into my wishing. There are gifts in that range that I won't say no to, or be disappointed to receive, but its nothing I would put on a list of things I really want. My wishlist warped itself from toys, games and fingerpaints to home improvements and gas cards. When did I get so boring?? So I have made up my mind to tap into my inner 6 year old (maybe my inner 16 year old) and make up a solid wish list, even though I know some of it will be way out of my gift givers' budgets. This is just for fun...reversing the boring....taking a stand against lounge pants and scented candles.

1. A big, fattening, chocolatey fudge cake
2. A black Volkswagen Passat with tan leather interior and a sunroof.
3. A (or two, or more) bottle of Grey Goose Vodka
4. A plasma flatscreen TV (and a new DVD player to go with it!!)
5. An I-Pod or MP3 player
6. A closet full of one of everything from The Limited
7. Jewelry. Necklaces and bracelets would be good.
8. A vacation. Somewhere tropical.
9. A puppy. A border collie please.
10. Shoes. Sneakers for running, sneakers for fashion, strappy shoes with a small heel, flip flops...I want 'em all...
11. A kick ass party with all my friends
12. Donuts for breakfast. The jelly filled kind with icing on top that no one carries anymore.
13. A hot tub (and a new deck to go with it)
14. A slip and slide. Those things kicked ass.
15. Cold hard cash for fun shopping!